So the bouncers threatened to kick us out after a couple of drinks. Apparently they cannot abide intoxicated persons under law, or some bullshit, we didn’t get much of a justification. According to the law the security assholes go by, you are considered intoxicated after one drink. Fuck them. Fuck bars. I am gonna let my friends get drunk at my place, and fuck the stupid asshole bouncers. They are meant to be about safety and security. Instead they seem to want to maintain this status quo of people awkwardly not talking to one another, and staying off the dance floor.
I would like to see those retards try to deal with a real problem in any way other than sending it out into the open, offloading their job of providing security onto helpless civilians, unable to deal with the problems they create. I wish them pain and misery in all their endeavours. It is what they deserve.
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What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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What’s the difference between art and porn?
According to tumblr, art is black and white.
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fuck, guys, don’t smoke inside maybe?
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